Give credit where credit is due

But by god the Germans know how to work a uniform.




Grab a tool and get bangin'

With my zoom lens I was able to focus in on this shirtless Spanish builder who woke me up from my siesta.

Shame about the ciggie. He's so busy puffing away while lugging buckets up and down that his dusty jeans nearly fall off...


Today's random woofs

More miscellaneous wank fodder



Things that yank my crank

I think other children of the late 70s who watched CHiPS and Star Wars will agree...helmets are HOT


Wanker asks: 'Am I a wanker?'

A wanker has ordered an investigation into whether he broke the ministerial code by wanking too much, often in a circle jerk with other wankers.

In an awkward coincidence, this news came only a few weeks after a public speech when the wanker had insisted that Britons aren't doing enough wanking to stimulate the economy.

The wanker-in-chief has yet to pass any comment. Far be it from him to do anything decisive or display any leadership. What do people think he is, the leader of the country or something??
Not gay, apparently.


I would!

I think the word for it is 'creeping' which sounds a bit stalker-ish. I often have my camera on me, so when a hot bloke walks by what am I supposed to do? Whip out my Etch-A-Sketch?

Here's one from the archives, with bit of a story behind him too. So I'm wandering arond town on a hot sunny day (it does happen in England...like once a summer) and this shirtless chav cycles by. Nice. Then he cycles by again, heading the other way, shirt hung over his shoulder. I'm doing my best to act oblivious, but he probably heard my chin hit the floor. Next, he cycles past again, this time carrying some chips. He heads down the road and I find him sat down enjoying his chippie lunch. YUM. Time for a quick snap...
His trackies are almost falling off his arse, I should have walked around for the rear view!

Things that yank my crank

Number 2: GOATEES, TACHES, 5 'CLOCK SHADOW...FACIAL HAIR OF ANY KIND!


You know you secretly lust after...

Juno's dad, J K Simmons.

Or is it just me?


Things that yank my crank

Number 1: NECK CHAINS


Bend me over, Ben Cohen!

The man needs no introduction. Although retired from professional rugby, Ben Cohen is working harder than ever as a campaigner against bullying and homophobia.

Did I mention he is simply drop-dead gorgeous to boot??? Expect him to feature regularly on this page!