...but why do I find shirtless skiers so damn horny??
Give credit where credit is due...
But seeing silver foxes still in action gives hope to those of us about to hit 40. Especially when you think of all the chickens out there looking for some daddy & son action.
Crazy name, crazy guy
Ola Rapace - the Swedish stud soon to be seen in the new James Bond vehicle.
I would. As long as he spits out that cigarette...
I would. As long as he spits out that cigarette...
Grab a tool and get bangin'
With my zoom lens I was able to focus in on this shirtless Spanish builder who woke me up from my siesta.
Shame about the ciggie. He's so busy puffing away while lugging buckets up and down that his dusty jeans nearly fall off...
Shame about the ciggie. He's so busy puffing away while lugging buckets up and down that his dusty jeans nearly fall off...
Wanker asks: 'Am I a wanker?'
A wanker has ordered an investigation into whether he broke the ministerial code by wanking too much, often in a circle jerk with other wankers.
In an awkward coincidence, this news came only a few weeks after a public speech when the wanker had insisted that Britons aren't doing enough wanking to stimulate the economy.
The wanker-in-chief has yet to pass any comment. Far be it from him to do anything decisive or display any leadership. What do people think he is, the leader of the country or something??
In an awkward coincidence, this news came only a few weeks after a public speech when the wanker had insisted that Britons aren't doing enough wanking to stimulate the economy.
The wanker-in-chief has yet to pass any comment. Far be it from him to do anything decisive or display any leadership. What do people think he is, the leader of the country or something??
Not gay, apparently.
Things that yank my crank
I know, I know...'big bad bald bruisers' etc etc seems to be the overriding theme on this blog so far, but sometimes I really fancy... NUMBER 4 slim dark-skinned lads. What do you think?
You know you secretly lust after...
Tracey Emin's ex-boyfriend (but well-established artist in his own right), Billy Childish.
It's the Edwardian tache that does it for me.
It's the Edwardian tache that does it for me.
I would!
I think the word for it is 'creeping' which sounds a bit stalker-ish. I often have my camera on me, so when a hot bloke walks by what am I supposed to do? Whip out my Etch-A-Sketch?
Here's one from the archives, with bit of a story behind him too. So I'm wandering arond town on a hot sunny day (it does happen in England...like once a summer) and this shirtless chav cycles by. Nice. Then he cycles by again, heading the other way, shirt hung over his shoulder. I'm doing my best to act oblivious, but he probably heard my chin hit the floor. Next, he cycles past again, this time carrying some chips. He heads down the road and I find him sat down enjoying his chippie lunch. YUM. Time for a quick snap...
His trackies are almost falling off his arse, I should have walked around for the rear view!
Here's one from the archives, with bit of a story behind him too. So I'm wandering arond town on a hot sunny day (it does happen in England...like once a summer) and this shirtless chav cycles by. Nice. Then he cycles by again, heading the other way, shirt hung over his shoulder. I'm doing my best to act oblivious, but he probably heard my chin hit the floor. Next, he cycles past again, this time carrying some chips. He heads down the road and I find him sat down enjoying his chippie lunch. YUM. Time for a quick snap...
His trackies are almost falling off his arse, I should have walked around for the rear view!
Bend me over, Ben Cohen!
The man needs no introduction. Although retired from professional rugby, Ben Cohen is working harder than ever as a campaigner against bullying and homophobia.
Did I mention he is simply drop-dead gorgeous to boot??? Expect him to feature regularly on this page!
Did I mention he is simply drop-dead gorgeous to boot??? Expect him to feature regularly on this page!
You know you secretly lust after...
Monty Halls - former Royal Marine, often in scuba gear. His ideal travelling companion, he says? His dog.
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