Things that yank my crank
I know, I know...'big bad bald bruisers' etc etc seems to be the overriding theme on this blog so far, but sometimes I really fancy... NUMBER 4 slim dark-skinned lads. What do you think?
You know you secretly lust after...
Tracey Emin's ex-boyfriend (but well-established artist in his own right), Billy Childish.
It's the Edwardian tache that does it for me.
It's the Edwardian tache that does it for me.
I would!
I think the word for it is 'creeping' which sounds a bit stalker-ish. I often have my camera on me, so when a hot bloke walks by what am I supposed to do? Whip out my Etch-A-Sketch?
Here's one from the archives, with bit of a story behind him too. So I'm wandering arond town on a hot sunny day (it does happen in England...like once a summer) and this shirtless chav cycles by. Nice. Then he cycles by again, heading the other way, shirt hung over his shoulder. I'm doing my best to act oblivious, but he probably heard my chin hit the floor. Next, he cycles past again, this time carrying some chips. He heads down the road and I find him sat down enjoying his chippie lunch. YUM. Time for a quick snap...
His trackies are almost falling off his arse, I should have walked around for the rear view!
Here's one from the archives, with bit of a story behind him too. So I'm wandering arond town on a hot sunny day (it does happen in England...like once a summer) and this shirtless chav cycles by. Nice. Then he cycles by again, heading the other way, shirt hung over his shoulder. I'm doing my best to act oblivious, but he probably heard my chin hit the floor. Next, he cycles past again, this time carrying some chips. He heads down the road and I find him sat down enjoying his chippie lunch. YUM. Time for a quick snap...
Bend me over, Ben Cohen!
The man needs no introduction. Although retired from professional rugby, Ben Cohen is working harder than ever as a campaigner against bullying and homophobia.
Did I mention he is simply drop-dead gorgeous to boot??? Expect him to feature regularly on this page!
Did I mention he is simply drop-dead gorgeous to boot??? Expect him to feature regularly on this page!
You know you secretly lust after...
Monty Halls - former Royal Marine, often in scuba gear. His ideal travelling companion, he says? His dog.
Today's random WOOF
Apparently Palestinian refugees like nothing better than a spot of Shakespearian theatre to liven up their day.
That, and nattily-dressed bearded daddies. WOOF!
That, and nattily-dressed bearded daddies. WOOF!
Wanking restrictions...but not yet
Wankers everywhere breathed a sigh of relief yesterday when Britain's Independent Wanking Commission announced that tough new wanking rules would not take effect until 2019.
According to the British Chancellor: 'Wanking may eventually make us all blind, but we might as well carry on until we need eyeglasses.'
According to the British Chancellor: 'Wanking may eventually make us all blind, but we might as well carry on until we need eyeglasses.'
Fold me in half, Ben Foden!
Another muddy rugby player? Go on, twist my arm...and speaking of arms, check out these bulges!
When Ben Foden is not auditioning for the likes of X Factor or tashing around with his girlfriend from The Saturdays, Ben can be found playing for England in the Rugby World Cup.
He'll have you hitting the high notes!
When Ben Foden is not auditioning for the likes of X Factor or tashing around with his girlfriend from The Saturdays, Ben can be found playing for England in the Rugby World Cup.
He'll have you hitting the high notes!
Fill up my hole, Felipe!
Felipe Contempomi, crazy name, crazy guy!
The rugby-playing Argentinian turned 34 recently and can be seen in action in the 2011 Rugby World Cup where he is the team captain. He is also the subject of this month's poll (see top right).
That's the dry and boring introduction over, time to slick it up and get wankin' lads because here are plenty of pics of him in action grappling muddy blokes!
The rugby-playing Argentinian turned 34 recently and can be seen in action in the 2011 Rugby World Cup where he is the team captain. He is also the subject of this month's poll (see top right).
That's the dry and boring introduction over, time to slick it up and get wankin' lads because here are plenty of pics of him in action grappling muddy blokes!
More cumming soon
I'm going to fill this page with gay wank fodder, so keep clicking back and watch it grow fellas!
It's going to be a mix of photos that have caught my eye and a sample of my own physique photography plus some musings and witterings which I hope raise a smile, a chuckle or SOMETHING...
It's going to be a mix of photos that have caught my eye and a sample of my own physique photography plus some musings and witterings which I hope raise a smile, a chuckle or SOMETHING...
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